Every time a company invents a new title, a sysadmin silently restarts a server and saves the day. The Circus of Titles Tech companies cannot stop naming things. They treat job titles like collectible NFTs, shiny, pointless, and rapidly depreciating. Every quarter, a new species is born. “AI Whisperer.” “Innovation Evangelist.” “Prompt Engineer.” “Vision Architect.” “Chief Happiness Alchemist.” Nobody even