Act I: The SummoningIt begins, as always, with the sacred chant:“Hello? Can you hear me?”Silence.Then—“YOU’RE ON MUTE!”The ancient curse strikes again. Act II: The Glitch GremlinsFaces freeze mid-blink. Voices go robotic.Someone’s echoing like they’re calling in from the Mariana Trench.Meanwhile, someone’s pet walks across the keyboard and somehow shares their screen and opens 37 tabs. Act III: The Descent into