Every time a company invents a new title, a sysadmin silently restarts a server and saves the day. The Circus of Titles Tech companies cannot stop naming things. They treat job titles like collectible NFTs, shiny, pointless, and rapidly depreciating. Every quarter, a new species is born. “AI Whisperer.” “Innovation Evangelist.” “Prompt Engineer.” “Vision Architect.” “Chief Happiness Alchemist.” Nobody even
Tag: Silicon Valley
Let’s set the scene. You live in California—the land of Teslas, TikTok mansions, and enough VC funding to launch three more Internets. Yet, when you log on to a state government website—say, to renew your driver’s license or pay property taxes—you’re transported not to the future but to a janky time capsule from 2004. Buttons misaligned. Pages that won’t load.